The Metric System: The Tool Of The Devil
“The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hog’s head, and that’s the way I likes it!”
“The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hog’s head, and that’s the way I likes it!”
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